The Heck with Retirement

Kitchen sink plumbing leaking below.
Lawn mower engine locked up.
Cut through phone line while installing "decorative split rail fence".
Can't find Hummingbird Feeder.
Raccoons keep knocking over the bird bath.
Moles have taken over whats left of the lawn.
Mail box bashed in and can't open it.
Tree fell into garden, falling on fence.
Kitchen range heating element broke.
I think that's about it.

Think I'll look for a job, the heck with retirement.