There comes a time in every man's life
When the home he lives in seems half the size.
When he and his spouse continually bump into each other.
When he and his spouse misunderstand each other.
When he finds himself under foot.
This usually takes place in the month of February, when the ground is covered with snow and it's cold outside and the sun seems to have left for good.
I'm sure there must be a name for this phenomenon, but anyway, that time is now.
I would appreciate hearing of any cure or solution.